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what?! i leave town for a few days and a dead monster washes up near my mom's house? yeah right.
rosie and i are pretty pissed about the montauk monster (read all about it). rosie lives at my mom's house. in montauk. she would not only know if there was a dead monster corpse there, she would be the CAUSE of it. and bono would also know, obvs.
monster creator scammer: we are counting how many more annoying idiots enter our town due to your actions. when rosie is ready, she will deal with you. she has jet li moves. (just a warning.)
this is rosie:
(monster photo: jenna hewitt)
(tough mofo rosie photo: my cellphone)
related:
what on earth washed up in montauk?
the montauk monster: legend or latex?
expert claims the montauk monster is a raccoon
rosie claims she will fuck you up
rosie and i are pretty pissed about the montauk monster (read all about it). rosie lives at my mom's house. in montauk. she would not only know if there was a dead monster corpse there, she would be the CAUSE of it. and bono would also know, obvs.
monster creator scammer: we are counting how many more annoying idiots enter our town due to your actions. when rosie is ready, she will deal with you. she has jet li moves. (just a warning.)
this is rosie:
(monster photo: jenna hewitt)
(tough mofo rosie photo: my cellphone)
related:
what on earth washed up in montauk?
the montauk monster: legend or latex?
expert claims the montauk monster is a raccoon
rosie claims she will fuck you up
posted by c at 4:57 PM
10 Comments:
Seriously, this has been disturbing me for days. WHAT IS IT? Someone do an autopsy! I get said when I think that it would quite possibly be a dog. :(
Hmmm, freaky... The comment in the EH Star that it is a Griffin is pretty disturbing...If it was real, Rosie would have been found rolling in it for sure ;)
I just learned about this from a co-worker and went straight to this informative blog for more details. Do you think there will be more monsters for my visit in 2 weeks? I may spend the entire trip at the beach waiting. . .
j-go, does it sort of look like that lady we used to call baco bits? i think mb could crack this case.
Hahahaha. Maybe it is Baco Bits' dog.
that is so wrong, yo.
I have never, ever seen anything like that!!!!
What is it? Does it have a name? It´s pretty disturbing I must say.
And I LOVE Rosie!! She is so beautiful and sweet!!!
I was reading the hilarious comments under the article about the monster. Someone pointed out that it's a sea turtle without a shell. I don't know how a sea turtle loses it's shell, but at least I'm not scared out of my mind anymore...
no way dude, turtles do not have teeth. it is a monster. be VERY afraid !!!
It's obviously Ogopogo's cousin Manny.
Rosis sure is cute. Beta thinks so too.
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