> mclovin
so 50 cent had his illegal steroids mailed to him under the name michael jordan. this is semi-amusing to me. nowhere near as awesome as when my then-in-high-school and very white older brother had a fake ID that said his name was johnny newman:
posted by c at 7:00 PM
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an id can only get you beer. it can't make you nice from the outside like johnny newman.
Was his middle name No Knees?
my boyfriend's moniker was Johnny Newman? I don't think I knew that. Pure genius.
my buddy's perfect new york fake wasn't so perfect when we went to new york for the first time and were politely informed by the first bouncer we encountered that his address was penn station...
btw .. look at that finger roll.
j go: hmmm .. we'll have to ask.
tracy: dude was way cooler than we were at the time. obvs.
i was lucky my sister was 4 years older and i used her ID with no problems at all until one night in boston age 19 i lost the entire contents of my purse (did i even own a purse?) and i lost not just my ID, but everyone else who i was with - i lost their IDs too! those were the days.
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