a list: various shades of reality

things preventing me from getting my shiznit together enough to post the scatter o' light year-end, super-awesome, really unmissable this is called sarcasm, daily lists:

1. my totally criz-azy high-life party schedule

2. my really overbooked sexytime dance card

3. work week from hell in which ebenezer scrooge sits in an office near me

4. yer dog, it's eating my blog. help!!

5. woo hoo. this is a list. is it not?

i never lie.