a list: things i looked at this year that i probably didn't need to

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the back of tall, chatty, blonde heads at the ryan adams show in san diego
not entirely ryan's fault, but the show at the house of blues was pretty underwhelming. the crowd was so chatty. and tall. immediately afterwards i felt as though i would need to see ryan again because the not-so-greatness of the concert was maybe not his fault. but then he came to nyc and i had absolutely no interest in going to see him again. cry baby. (me or him? hmmmm...)

2
the good shepherd
this movie is like virtual ambien. despite her super self-important real life existence, angelina jolie the actress only interests me when she is doing drugs, having sex or beating people up. she does (pretty much) none of those things in this movie. and matt damon, the **star** of the film, is "boring on purpose." zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

1
lindsay lohan and britney spears' vaginas
i know i didn't have to look, but those things were hard to avoid!!

~ i really hope my mom does not read this post.