i have so many dollars and they are all really, really, very clean

okay, so now that the u2 is done with the vertigo tour, it's just the return of "the blog that does not make the sense." oh, and probably lots of lists, too. the end of the year is when the cool bloggers make the lists, right? we're not the cool, but we know how to make the lists. book list. coming soon. music list. coming soon. what else? butt list? coming soon? maybe.



i accidentally washed my money at the laundromat last night. a curly haired guy thought it was funny. he had on a t-shirt with john lennon's face on it. and two hoop earrings. one in each ear. you better rock the face off the world if you are going to wear two hoop earrings.

i was staring at nothing when i noticed there were dollar bills in my wash. loads of them. i have no idea why, but it turns out there were 11 singles in my pants. somehow. being washed. pressed up against the glass. all sudsy like.

curly hair guy noticed and said "money laundering."

i realize that i should have laughed. but i didn't.

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