keane's singer is very tired
keane recently cancelled a few tour dates due to tom chaplin's "exhaustion." apparently, it's not so easy carrying around a head the size of a giant pumpkin on your shoulders.
i probably shouldn't be making fun of tom chaplin. next thing you know, he'll reveal that he actually has some kind of crazy giant pumpkin headed disease and then he'll suffer publicly, and everyone will wear orange wristbands in his honor. then he'll die while trying to kill bono.
if that happens, i will feel bad. i swear.
*[update]*looks like tom is more than just tired. he's going to rehab. rock 'n' roll!
i probably shouldn't be making fun of tom chaplin. next thing you know, he'll reveal that he actually has some kind of crazy giant pumpkin headed disease and then he'll suffer publicly, and everyone will wear orange wristbands in his honor. then he'll die while trying to kill bono.
if that happens, i will feel bad. i swear.
*[update]*looks like tom is more than just tired. he's going to rehab. rock 'n' roll!
posted by c at 5:30 PM
7 Comments:
you need to stop making fun of tom oliver chaplin. I don't think anyone has suffered so much of your wrath them this man. I don't understand why you hate him. and it's not the rest of the band... just him.
weird
the other two guys in keane don't go around telling reporters that they want to kill bono. although, you do have a good point. i promise to start making fun of the other two guys in keane, as well ;)
peace
Ouch! Damn girl. Those claws need clippin'...
C: Ha ha, I almost fell out of my chair laughing about this...
- Steve
UNBELIEVABLE!!!! you happy now - Tom Oliver Chaplin is in rehab and our show was postponed :(
hey, look at it this way, keane is now one step closer to having a really frickin' awesome episode of "VH1 Behind the Music." plus, with tom chaplin out of the way, that means more cocaine for us!
I know you are responsible for his bad mojo...I just know it.
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