man, as if there aren't enough rats in grand central station. johnny freakin damon? damn yankees.
i really wish we still lived in a world where yankees stayed yankees and red sox stayed red sox, and never the twain would meet.
i mean, this is like waking up one day and finding out that liam gallagher has just become the fifth member of u2. mofo. one more reason to root for the mets. don't nick yourself cutting that hair, dirtbag.
love & peace
(that's irony, yo!)