both sides now

so i guess a couple of days ago some dude ran through my backyard and jumped our back fence. a cop was chasing him cause he had allegedly shoplifted from a store down the street. my landlord was sitting in the backyard when all this occurred.

they eventually caught the dude on the other side of the train tracks. funny thing is, i thought i lived on the other side of the tracks. apparently both sides have an other side.

a month or so ago a man on the other side from my side of the tracks stabbed a woman to death in a parking garage.

i live in the suburbs, by the way, and it'll cost you $650,000 to buy a starter house here. on either side of the tracks.